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JANUARY 2015
JANUARY
POST » 08-01-15 » JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
THREAD » 08-01-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
LOG » 09-01-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
LOG » 10-01-15 » KEN KANEKI
THREAD » 12-01-15 » HIME SHIRAYUKI
LOG » 17-01-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
INBOX » 18-01-15 » JOLYNE KUJO
LOG » 18-01-15 » JOTARO KUJO
LOG » 18-01-15 » JOLYNE KUJO
THREAD » 22-01-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
LOG » 25-01-15 » HISOKA
THREAD » 27-01-15 » MILES EDGEWORTH
INBOX » 27-01-15 » KITTY JONES
INBOX » 28-01-15 » GIORNO GIOVANNA
THREAD » 28-01-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
INBOX » 28-01-15 » GIORNO GIOVANNA
INBOX » 28-01-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
POST » 30-01-15 » JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
FEBRUARY 2015
FEBRUARY
INBOX » 07-02-15 » HISOKA
INBOX » 07-02-15 » ANNIE LEONHART
INBOX » 07-02-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
INBOX » 07-02-15 » USAGI TSUKINO
LOG » 07-02-15 » OPEN TO ALL
LOG » 08-02-15 » CHROLLO LUCILFER, HISOKA, JOLYNE KUJO
POST » 03-02-15 » JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
INBOX » 09-02-15 » JONATHAN JOESTAR
LOG » 09-02-15 » JONATHAN JOESTAR
LOG » 10-02-15 » KEN KANEKI
THREAD » 12-02-15 » USAGI TSUKINO
INBOX » 14-02-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
INBOX » 14-02-15 » HIME SHIRAYUKI
INBOX » 14-02-15 » USAGI TSUKINO
INBOX » 14-02-15 » USAGI TSUKINO
LOG » 17-02-15 » OPEN TO ALL
INBOX » 18-02-15 » HISOKA
LOG » 18-02-15 » HISOKA
THREAD » 24-02-15 » JUUZOU SUZUYA
INBOX » 24-02-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
INBOX » 25-02-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
LOG » 25-02-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
MARCH 2015
MARCH
INBOX » 06-03-15 » ANNIE LEONHART
LOG » 07-03-15 » USAGI TSUKINO
THREAD » 08-03-15 » FEI FONG WONG
THREAD » 09-03-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
INBOX » 09-03-15 » HISOKA
LOG » 09-03-15 » HISOKA
INBOX » 10-03-15 » ANNIE LEONHART
THREAD » 10-03-15 » JESSICA DREW
THREAD » 10-03-15 » YANG XIAO LONG
THREAD » 11-03-15 » UVOGIN
INBOX » 14-03-15 » HIME SHIRAYUKI
LOG » 14-03-15 » KEN KANEKI
LOG » 14-03-15 » OPEN TO ALL
LOG » 14-03-15 » IRA GAMAGORI
LOG » 14-03-15 » HISOKA
LOG » 15-03-15 » ANNIE LEONHART
INBOX » 15-03-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
INBOX » 16-03-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
LOG » 16-03-15 » JOSEPH JOESTAR
INBOX » 17-03-15 » KEN KANEKI
INBOX » 19-03-15 » GIORNO GIOVANNA
LOG » 19-03-15 » GIORNO GIOVANNA
INBOX » 20-03-15 » HISOKA
POST » 20-03-15 » JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
INBOX » 20-03-15 » IRA GAMAGORI
THREAD » 21-03-15 » YANG KANGMO
INBOX » 22-03-15 » ANNIE LEONHART
THREAD » 25-03-15 » HISOKA
THREAD » 25-03-15 » CAESAR ZEPPELI
LOG » 27-03-15 » CHROLLO LUCILFER
INBOX » 30-03-15 » HIME SHIRAYUKI
APRIL 2015
APRIL
POST » 01-04-15 » JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA
THREAD » 03-04-15 » CHROLLO LUCILFER
INBOX » 04-04-15 » HAZEL LOCKWOOD
INBOX » 05-04-15 » CHROLLO LUCILFER
INBOX » 06-04-15 » CAESAR ZEPPELI
INBOX » 08-04-15 » ANNIE LEONHART
LOG » 15-04-15 » JOLYNE KUJO
MAY 2015
MAY
THREAD • [ 01-05-15 ] • Ira Gamagori, Houka Inumuta
LOG • [ 01-05-15 ] • Houka Inumuta
INBOX • [ 04-05-15 ] • Joseph Joestar
LOG • [ 04-05-15 ] • Joseph Joestar
INBOX • [ 04-05-15 ] • Jonathan Joestar
POST • [ 05-05-15 ] • Josuke Higashikata
THREAD • [ 07-05-15 ] • Ken Kaneki
INBOX • [ 07-05-15 ] • Hazel Lockwood
LOG • [ 14-05-15 ] • Reika Aoki
LOG • [ 15-05-15 ] • Hisoka
INBOX • [ 17-05-15 ] • Joseph Joestar
LOG • [ 18-05-15 ] • Jonathan Joestar
INBOX • [ 21-05-15 ] • Giorno Giovanna
LOG • [ 21-05-15 ] • Giorno Giovanna
THREAD • [ 21-05-15 ] • Gilgamesh
THREAD • [ 31-05-15 ] • Hisoka
JUNE 2015
JUNE
INBOX • [ 07-06-15 ] • Hazel Lockwood
LOG • [ 07-06-15 ] • Hazel Lockwood
INBOX • [ 09-06-15 ] • Annie Leonhart
INBOX • [ 10-06-15 ] • Hazel Lockwood
LOG • [ 13-06-15 ] • Hisoka
LOG • [ 13-06-15 ] • Euphemia li Britannia
THREAD • [ 17-06-15 ] • Ira Gamagori
INBOX • [ 20-06-15 ] • Joseph Joestar
LOG • [ 20-06-15 ] • Joseph Joestar, Caesar Zeppeli
LOG • [ 20-06-15 ] • Annie Leonhart
INBOX • [ 22-06-15 ] • Fei Fong Wong
INBOX • [ 23-06-15 ] • Chrollo Lucilfer
THREAD • [ 23-06-15 ] • Olivier Mira Armstrong
THREAD • [ 28-06-15 ] • Raina
JULY 2015
JULY
POST • [ 30-06-15 ] • Josuke Higashikata, Hisoka
INBOX • [ 30-06-15 ] • Ken Kaneki
INBOX • [ 06-07-15 ] • Hazel Lockwood
THREAD • [ 07-07-15 ] • Martin Darkov
THREAD • [ 08-07-15 ] • Kaneda Shotaro
POST • [ 17-07-15 ] • Josuke Higashikata
LOG • [ 18-07-15 ] • Open
THREAD • [ 26-07-15 ] • Jonathan Crane
INBOX • [ 30-07-15 ] • Hazel Lockwood
THREAD • [ 30-07-15 ] • Tara Markov, Joseph Joestar
AUGUST 2015
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★ A relatively new arrival addresses the network and asks for the consent of fellow imPorts in developing his own power amplification ability. Curious as to whether or not such a power coupled with his own might help him overcome certain limitations, Josuke expresses an open interest in helping.
Thread | 01/08/15 | Ira Gamagori | ✔
★ Gamagori has endured the disappearance of two very close friends from home recently and is in the market for a new roommate. Given that Josuke has also lost several people he was very close to, he decides to make it known that he's open to the possibility of moving in together.
Thread | 06/08/15 | Claire Dearing | ✘
★ Claire is a new arrival who has immediately set herself apart from the usual lot by asking some very peculiar and eyebrow-raising questions. Josuke can't help worrying a little bit about the type of reptile this woman seems to have in her care.
Thread | 07/08/15 | Newton Geiszler | ✘
★ Every now and again someone becomes interested in Lachesis, and Newton is no different. Caring, however, is a little beyond Josuke when there are two more important things to consider: firstly, that Newton seems to be considering painting an entire room (or rooms!) black, and secondly, that the man signs his messages with an ascii newt. Gross.
Thread | 07/08/15 | Meetra Surik | ✔
★ Josuke remembers asking the same questions about Registration as Meetra when he'd arrived, but he knows more now than he did then, and has since changed his imPort status from Unsettled to Registered. There's a good reason as to why, and he feels inclined to share it with a newcomer who seems to have a good head on her shoulders.
Log | 08/08/15 | Tara Markov | ✔
★ While befriending Tara was both unexpected and unintentional, going rock climbing with her most certainly is not. In fact, Josuke's been looking forward to their outing since plans were first made at the end of July! Now all he has to do is remember what Annie taught him and not make a total fool out of himself. Piece of cake, right?
Inbox | 08/08/15 | Hime Shirayuki | ✘
★ After speaking with Gamagori about potentially moving in with him sometime soon, Josuke figures he ought to sit down and talk with Hime about the possibility, too.
Inbox | 08/08/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ There is literally no better way to pass the time than by antagonizing one's best friend when they're on a road trip and have left you plant-sitting for them on short notice.
Inbox | 10/08/15 | Joseph Joestar | ✘
★ Being told important details about his father's future romantic plans by being left a voicemail isn't exactly Josuke's favorite way of learning about something, but it's better than not being told at all. He'll take it.
Thread | 10/08/15 | Joseph Joestar | ✘
★ It's time to put on a happy public face and make the most out of a rather awkward sort of situation: congratulating his old man on his wedding announcement. There are worse things than expanding the family, after all. In fact, Josuke is happy for Joseph and genuinely wishes him good luck. Given Joseph's track record with relationships, he'll need all the luck he can get.
Thread | 16/08/15 | Dorian Gray | ✘
★ Following the frightful events that took place at the Swearing-In ceremony in De Chima, Dorian turns his cynicism upon the network and Josuke takes it upon himself to rebuke the older man's theories about their fellow imPorts.
Ibox | 23/08/15 | Joseph Joestar | ✘
★ During an argument with Kaneda, Joseph comes to his son for a little help with translating Japanese.
Inbox | 25/08/15 | Joseph Joestar | ✘
★ Joseph vanished from this world without a trace. For those this side of the Porter, it seemed he was gone for a week and no more, but for Joseph, more than one month's time has passed. Josuke, catching wind that his old man's back in town, wants to check up on him and ask a few questions...
Log | 26/08/15 | Open | ✘
★ Puck's up to no good in the four imPort cities, one of which happens to be the city where Josuke lives: Heropa. The teen had been hoping to get a little back to school shopping done, but instead finds himself face-to-face with a sharknado.
SEPTEMBER 2015
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★ Josuke never turns down an opportunity to play a game with Hisoka, even if this time the game in question has begun with a sort of morbid introduction.
Log | 06/09/15 | Hisoka | ✔
★ It's been a little while since Josuke and Hisoka last had a go at one another. It's time for a rematch.
Log | 10/09/15 | Kanaya Maryam | ✔
★ Josuke and Kanaya have been working at the Nonah Training Facility since it opened, but they've never really spoken much to one another. Until now.
Inbox | 10/09/15 | Miles Edgeworth | ✘
★ It appears as though news of Josuke's ability to fix things has circulated. The first real request to help someone with something other than a physical injury rolls in, and the one on the other end? One of the more upstanding and law-abiding imPorts Josuke knows very little else about and has scarcely spoken a word to: Miles Edgeworth.
Inbox | 11/09/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ With Halloween fast approaching, Josuke turns to his best friend for some party and costume ideas.
Log | 12/09/15 | Ken Kaneki | ✔
★ It's been too long since Josuke and Kaneki last spent any real time together, and Josuke's starting to feel like there's even more about his friend that he doesn't know than before. He decides to make Saturday afternoon all about catching up on the things he's missed in his Kaneki's life, doing all he can to reaffirm that his friend is still very important to him.
Log | 12/09/15 | Akihiko Sanada | ✔
★ Bloodsport isn't really up Josuke's alley, but he has enough of an interest in bettering his fighting capability to not be able to turn down the opportunity to check out an underground fight club in Maurtia Falls. In doing so, he witnesses a very talented imPort with a remarkable fighting spirit and decides that he needs to learn more about him.
Log | 13/09/15 | Kaneda Shotaro | ✔
★ At Semptember's Swearing-In ceremony, Josuke runs into Kaneda during an outburst from a local Heropa resident who just so happens to think that imPorts aren't doing enough to protect everybody. For obvious reasons, Kaneda and Josuke both agree that this is complete and utter bullshit.
Log | 13/09/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ Shoving pie into your best friend's face at the September Swearing-In ceremony might seem like a good idea at first, but you'll regret it. Especially if your best friend just so happens to be a petite but temperamental undead girl with the ability to shriek like a banshee and flail like a kraken.
Thread | 13/09/15 | Kotetsu T. Kaburagi | ✘
★ Every now and again someone posts to the network asking other imPorts about the things they feel grateful for. This time, Josuke deigns to respond to the question because the subject matter is something that's been circulating around in his subconscious for a little while.
Thread | 16/09/15 | Tetsuo Shima | ✔
★ Tetsuo's contextless cursing at nature across the network is too hilarious for Josuke to simply pass up commenting upon, especially having seen so many of the other replies from other imPorts.
Thread | 16/09/15 | Jaime Reyes | ✔
★ Jaime shares his music journey with the network at large. It sounds absolutely awful.
Log | 19/09/15 | Miles Edgeworth | ✔
★ Miles isn't very used to hover technology yet, and as such, his car has taken a bit of a beating. Having requested Josuke's help to repair the vehicle's dents and scratches, the teenager shows up on Saturday just as planned. Albeit...a little behind schedule.
Inbox | 22/09/15 | Hisoka | ✘
★ Upon inheriting Ira Gamagori's car, Josuke calls Hisoka to help him drive it back to Heropa from Nonah because he doesn't yet have a license.
Log | 26/09/15 | Kaneda Shintaro | ✘
★ The underground fighting arena still isn't Josuke's jam, but at least he can trust his opponent.
OCTOBER 2015
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★ With Halloween just around the corner, Josuke decides to get a head start on inviting some friends to the party he plans to host. First on the list? A newer acquaintance of his, and one he hopes the party will allow him to get to know even better: Kanaya.
Log | 01/10/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ When Hazel takes it upon herself to empty a crane machine of all its unicorn toys to spite a mouthy ten-year-old, Josuke decides to intervene.
Inbox | 02/10/15 | Richard Swift | ✘
★ Josuke doesn't speak very often with his mysterious roommate, so he's hoping that asking to host a party at their shared residence isn't asking for too much.
Inbox | 03/10/15 | Mabel Pines | ✘
★ [Misfire] Being sent random pictures of disproportionate animals is kind of scary.
Inbox | 03/10/15 | Sasha Blouse | ✘
★ [Misfire] When in doubt about Halloween decor, why not turn to your zombie best friend for advice?
Inbox | 03/10/15 | Kotetsu T. Kaburagi | ✘
★ [Misfire] Sometimes the only one who can appreciate your sense of style is your old man.
Inbox | 03/10/15 | Lapis Lazuli | ✘
★ [Misfire] Discussing the dental hygiene of sea lions in captivity versus those in the wild.
Inbox | 03/10/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ [Misfire] After an entire day of texts delivered to the wrong people, Hazel is finally able to get in touch with Josuke. Except now, in order to see what sorts of things he can get her to confess to, he's pretending to be a perfect stranger!
Inbox | 03/10/15 | Will Graham | ✘
★ [Misfire] Will Graham makes up for all the scary animal pictures that were sent to Josuke earlier in the day by sending one very cute picture of a dopey smiling dog!
Inbox | 03/10/15 | Raina | ✘
★ [Misfire] A text about shoe shopping apparently meant for Bela Talbot makes its way to Josuke from an unusual source.
Thread | 05/10/15 | Kanaya Maryam | ✔
★ Kanaya shares with the network her motherhood status...and a rather peculiar looking egg.
Thread | 05/10/15 | Teddie | ✔
★ A new imPort has moved in with Josuke and Mr. Swift.
Thread | 06/10/15 | Kaneda Shotaro | ✘
★ It looks like Tetsuo went and smashed his communicator and after a little bit of gloating, Josuke offers to fix it. (Note: It has been handwaved that he wasn't able to meet with Kaneda in order to do this because of an escaped pet.)
Thread | 06/10/15 | Yoshikage Kira | ✘
★ Josuke has lived since January with the possibility that his and Yoshikage Kira's paths could cross again, but he still finds himself taken completely by surprise when he hear's the man's uncomfortably nonchalant voice on the imPort network so suddenly.
Inbox | 06/10/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ When your best friend is talking to someone you know is a psycho killer, you don't just sit on your ass, you do whatever it takes to make sure she doesn't run off to meet the guy. Including kiss her...?
Thread | 12/10/15 | Ken Kaneki | ✔
★ Knowing the future doesn't mean that you can change it, and being able to change it doesn't mean that you should.
Inbox | 16/10/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Josuke invites Hazel over to his place to spend time with Kaneki, Hide, and him.
Log | 16/10/15 | Hazel Lockwood, Hideyoshi Nagachika, Ken Kaneki | ✔
★ Following Kaneki's most recent network post, Josuke decides to invite his friend, his friend's boyfriend, and Hazel over to his place for a fun night in! It's totally not a double-date.
It totally is.Log | 16/10/15 | Yoshikage Kira | ✘
★ October Swear-In. In the spirit of Halloween, it must be bad luck that causes Josuke to not only bump into Kira, but also cause the other man's drink to spill all over his necktie.
Log | 16/10/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ October Swear-In. Paint me like one of your french girls—wait a second, that's not right. Just simple face painting going on here, nothing naughty!
Log | 16/10/15 | Mewtwo | ✔
★ October Swear-In. A chance encounter with a giant space cat in its human form.
Thread | 21/10/15 | Dick Grayson, Wally West | ✘
★ Heropa Residence #004 got pranked by a couple of people with a fairly wicket sense of humor.
Inbox | 30/10/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Josuke springs a spontaneous horseback riding date idea on Hazel.
NOVEMBER 2015
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★ It's a Mario Kart, Aliens, and Predator marathon extravaganza! If anyone makes it out alive, it'll be a surprise.
Thread | 08/11/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ When Hazel opts to go public with her victory celebration over Tetsuo's communicator fuckery, Josuke gets suckered into commenting by the use of the term "moon runes" to describe Japanese kanji. Naturally, things escalate from there and go very strange, very absurd, and then eventually somewhat sappy places.
Inbox | 08/11/15 | Kanaya Maryam | ✘
★ In an attempt to prove to Hazel that he has plans that don't include her, Josuke invites Kanaya (and egg) to the zoo with him. Fortunately, it gets cleared up very quickly that Josuke's not asking Kanaya out on a date.
Thread | 08/11/15 | Frisk | ✔
★ Determined not to let language barriers sand in the way, Josuke says a cheery hello to a newly arrived imPort who speaks in sign.
Thread | 08/11/15 | Jonathan Crane | ✔
★ Is it better to be loved or feared?
Thread | 08/11/15 | Fred | ✘
★ The Porter's brought in another new imPort, but this time the newbie's also a new roommate of Josuke's.
Post | 13/11/15 | Josuke Higashikata | ✔
★ 009. Video. Following the passing of Veteran's Day and Crane's post about fear. Josuke reaches out to the Network with a few things to say.
Log | 14/11/15 | Open | ✔
★ A bunch of students from both middle school and high school are tossed into a library for weekend detention. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.
Action | 20/11/15 | Josuke Higashikata | ✘
★ A note left by Josuke at the November Swearing-In ceremony regarding the things that he's thankful for.
Log | 21/11/15 | Ken Kaneki | ✔
★ When Josuke learns of Kaneki's condition upon being brought back to this world, he decides to pay his friend a visit in the hospital. And he keeps visiting, day in and day out, until one day he finds Kaneki is not only conscious, but has also regained his awareness of the world around him...such that he is causing a frightful commotion.
Inbox | 24/11/15 | Jonathan Joestar | ✘
★ Josuke finally decides to seek some advice regarding the presence of Yoshikage Kira, and who better to ask than his great grandfather?
Thread | 25/11/15 | Jonathan Crane | ✔
★ What terrifies you? What are you scared of?
Log | 25/11/15 | Yang Kangmo | ✘
★ When getting a milkshake brings all the weird to the yard.
Inbox | 26/11/15 | Mewtwo | ✘
★ Who better to ask for advice on how to deal with Tetsuo and Crane than a psychic who can read minds?
Inbox | 26/11/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ People and things to be thankful for.
DECEMBER 2015
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★ A stroke of luck grants Josuke an unexpected victory in a dicey game of chance, but will Crane keep to the terms of their agreement?
Inbox | 07/12/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Following the attack on Heropa and the power swap that affected several imPorts, Josuke calls up Hazel to make sure she's alright and then invites her to Cape Canaveral beach.
Inbox | 11/12/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Having gotten one of Josuke's combs enchanted to run away from him, Hazel plants it back in Josuke's house for him to find.
Inbox | 25/12/15 | Hazel Lockwood, Ken Kaneki, Sasha Blouse, Lapis Lazuli | ✘
★ Gifts from Hazel, Ken, Sasha, and Lapis.
Log | 26/12/15 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ Two losers do Boxing Day together and an enchanted comb makes a mad dash for freedom.
JANUARY 2016
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★ Surprise! Ken has delivered some homemade mochi rice cake to help ring in the New Year. It's a welcome reminder of home.
Log | 03/01/16 | Yoshikage Kira | ✔
★ Pan Plot. While under Pan's curse, Josuke happens upon Kira and is feeling decidedly less gentle than normal.
Log | 04/01/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ Pan Plot. Hazel is making it her mission to interfere with Pan's scheme and make his life hell, and Josuke is taking it upon himself to return the favor tenfold.
Inbox | 06/01/16 | Ana Ramir| ✘
★ Worried about Jonathan's disappearance, Ramir rings up Josuke to check if he's seen his great grandfather around lately.
Thread | 08/01/16 | Jonathan Joestar | ✘
★ Josuke couldn't be happier that his great grandfather has returned from briefly being Ported out.
Inbox | 09/01/16 | Yoshikage Kira | ✘
★ Saying sorry has never been more difficult...
Inbox | 09/01/16 | Tetsuo Shima | ✘
★ There is no shame in asking for help, even if it means turning to the last person Josuke ever expected he'd need help from.
Log | 18/01/16 | Tetsuo Shima | ✔
★ The makings of an unexpected and unlikely alliance.
Log | 23/01/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ The first step down the long road towards making amends.
FEBRUARY 2016
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★ After agreeing to help Josuke develop a stronger resistance to mental attacks, Tetsuo calls the other teen over for their first lesson.
Inbox | 12-14/02/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Two lovebirds have gone away on a schmoopy ski trip vacation for Valentine's Day.
Inbox | 14/02/16 | Mabel Pines | ✘
★ A Valentine's Day gift carried by pig arrives at Josuke's house.
Inbox | 18/02/16 | Hisoka | ✘
★ Sometime during the Perestroika Seminar, Hisoka contacts Josuke in search of a little light banter. Instead, he gets the brunt of Josuke's pent up anger towards the US and USSR.
Inbox | 19/02/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Josuke apologizes for having kept his distance from Hazel during the Perestroika Seminar, and somehow this results in an impromptu date night at a nearby bomb shelter.
Inbox | 28/02/16 | Ken Amada | ✘
★ A few days after speaking with Hisoka and learning Ken needs help with something, Josuke rings him up to see what it's all about.
Log | 28/02/16 | Ken Amada | ✘
★ Ken and Josuke agree to meet up in Heropa so that Ken's arm can be healed by Crazy Diamond.
Inbox | 29/02/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ After being exPorted for 24 hours, Josuke decides he ought to ring up his girlfriend and see what he missed.
MARCH 2016
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★ Josuke takes it upon himself to teach Hazel how to kick Stand ass! While simultaneously hiding the fact that it's his ass he's teaching her how to kick.
Log | 05/03/16 | Hazel Lockwood, Tetsuo Shima | ✔
★ Josuke and Tetsuo discover that if they team up together their odds of beating Hazel at any arcade game are significantly greater.
Inbox | 06/03/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✘
★ After a harmless play on words, Kaneki invites Josuke out to lunch.
Log | 06/03/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✔
★ When a cannibal who usually has some sort of allergic reaction to normal food can suddenly eat it again, the only logical thing to do is take them out to eat at all the restaurants you know of!
Inbox | 09/03/16 | Lapis Lazuli | ✘
★ Josuke needs to ask a favor of Lapis, but only after he grills her a little for not having set up a proper voicemail greeting!
Log | 11/03/16 | Jonathan Joestar | ✔
★ Since Jonathan's been given Dio's Stand, Josuke feels that he needs to do what he can to help his great gramps learn to control it better. And learn everything he can about it in case Dio ever returns.
Inbox | 14/03/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✘
★ Ken decides to leave Josuke a White Day present. That's not awkward at all.
Log | 27/03/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✔
★ Pull-Point. When opportunity comes knocking, an opportunity that may mean understanding the monstrous person Doctor Jonathan Crane one day becomes, Josuke takes it by the horns.
Log | 28/03/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✘
★ Pull-Point. Ken's looking a little like his old self, and while Josuke's not unhappy to see his friend returned to the way he remembers meeting him, he is concerned about how it happened and how Ken's adjusting.
Thread | 28/03/16 | Richard Swift | ✘
★ That moment when you're roommate decides it's as good a time as any to start lifting paintings from museums and you feel compelled to tell him what a bad idea that is.
Thread | 30/03/16 | Euphemia li Britannia | ✘
★ A private conversation, also viewable to Hazel, about nullifying abilities.
APRIL 2016
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Inbox | 05/04/16 | Tetsuo Shima | ✘
★ Josuke asks Tetsuo to help a friend in a very, very roundabout fashion that leads to them making plans to hang out.
Thread | 05/04/16 | Keladry of Mindelan | ✔
★ A newer imPort in town needs help testing her ability and offers to pay in food. Josuke is all over that.
Inbox | 09/04/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Hazel has a date with some other guy.
Log | 11/04/16 | Tetsuo Shima | ✔
★ Josuke suspects that Tetsuo hardly ever leaves Nonah anymore, so he comes up with a plan to lure him to Heropa for some fun.
Inbox | 13/04/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ Breaking into Crane's house wasn't as fruitful an undertaking as Josuke had hoped, and now he has to return a book that he'd taken in hopes of being able to use it to make a younger Crane talk and open up.
Log | April 14 - 16 | Various | ✘
★ Hazel Lockwood: FanPort. Josuke stumbles upon his girlfriend struggling to fix her hair. [Overflow]
★ Jonathan Joestar: FanPort. Nothing to see here! It's just two grown men playing in a ball pit together. [Overflow]
★ Ken Kaneki: FanPort. If you're gonna stand around on a dance floor you're gonna fucking dance, bro.
★ Jonathan Joestar: FanPort. It's not that easy to describe Stands to people who can't see them. [Overflow]
★ Name: FanPort. Description.
Inbox | 17/04/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ It's an impromptu date night! At home with some movies. During which Josuke hopes to try and figure out when Hazel's birthday is.
Inbox | 27/04/16 | Hinami Fueguchi | ✘
★ Kaneki is gone and a letter he left a dear friend of his from home sends her to Josuke.
Inbox | 28/04/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Hazel sends Josuke the picture he's been asking for with a reptilian twist.
MAY 2016
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★ An anonymous post (made by Miles Edgeworth) appears on the network talking about Jonathan Crane's disturbing and very troubled childhood.
Inbox | 02/05/16 | Miles Edgeworth | ✘
★ Concerned for Josuke's well-being, Miles contacts him following the post he made about Crane.
Thread | 04/05/16 | Jonathan Joestar | ✔
★ Ramir has been Ported out and Jonathan takes the time to inform the network as well as offer employment positions at Krakatoa.
Log | 06/05/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ It's Hazel's birthday, and this year Josuke isn't going to miss celebrating it.
Thread | 07/05/16 | Chie Hori | ✔
★ Heropa #004 has a new resident who can summon pizza out of thin air!
Inbox | 07/05/16 | Kanaya Maryam | ✘
★ Kanaya asks that Josuke babysit Ashiah.
Thread | 13/05/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✔
★ It's Friday the 13th and Crane's little trick has Josuke hallucinating Keicho Nijimura.
Log | 16/05/16 | Miles Edgeworth | ✔
★ A lesson in driving, and probably in patience, too.
Thread | 24/05/16 | Haise Sasaki | ✔
★ The truth comes out about Haise and Ken's connection and Josuke tries to be supportive.
JUNE 2016
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★ 010. Josuke's birthday is in a few days and he wants to know what everyone likes to do to celebrate theirs.
Inbox | 07/06/16 | Alison Hendrix | ✘
★ After Laurie refers Alison's event planning business, Every Last Detail, as a possibility for Josuke's own birthday party, the teen rings up the suburban mom to see what can be done.
Log | 10/06/16 | Josuke Higashikata | ✔
★ It's Josuke's birthday beach party and everyone's invited!
Thread | 18/06/16 | Laurie Collins | ✘ ✔
★ Following the strange occurrence that seemed to cause imPorts to believe their lives happened differently, Laurie addresses the network with some heartfelt feelings and somber questions...that strike a certain chord with Josuke.
Inbox | 22/06/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ It's been a few days since those affected by Billy Kaplan's spell went awry and the timelines were skewed, but Jonathan Crane claims he hasn't reverted back. Josuke's not sure he buys it and decides to ask the doctor himself if there's not something else really going on.
Inbox | 22/06/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ It's been nearly two weeks since Josuke discovered what Hazel had done to herself. It's time to clear the air.
Inbox | 30/06/16 | Will Graham| ✘
★ Asking favors of people previously affiliated with the police.
JULY 2016
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★ Haise Sasaki: July 1. Comforting a friend.
★ Jonathan Crane: July 2. Discovering a secret.
★ Lapis Lazuli: July 12. The worst petsitter ever.
★ Jonathan Joestar: July 12. Touring Peru and The World's fist.
★ Name: Date. Description.
Thread | 10/07/16 | Yayoi Nakayama | ✔
★ How did you figure out what you really wanted to do here?
Inbox | 20/07/16 | Will Graham | ✘
★ Will accidentally stood Josuke up when they were supposed to get together to talk tutoring, but he's trying to make up for that now.
Inbox | 22/07/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Having missed her boyfriend while he was in Peru, Hazel sets up a romantic backyard camping experience for the two of them upon his return.
Inbox | 29/07/16 | Kururu Sumeragi | ✘
★ An invitation to Tetsuo's birthday party.
AUGUST 2016
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Log | Early August | Will Graham | ✔
★ Will's finally able to make it over to Josuke's place for a tutoring session and some policing information.
Log | 07/08/16 | Daenerys Targaryen, Haise Sasaki, Brianna | ✔
★ With new imPorts arriving, the residents of Heropa #004 welcome a new roommate to the fold.
Thread | 08/08/16 | Ryoga Hibiki | ✔
★ A new arrival appears like he might be an easy target for pranking and Josuke can't pass up the opportunity.
Thread | 09/08/16 | The Joker | ✘
★ Alright, so the guy raises a good point, but also why the heck can't he swim?
Thread | 12/08/16 | Emmett Brown | ✘
★ Repairing relationships isn't easy, but Josuke's had to fix enough in his time that he's got a few good pointers for those in need of a little advice.
Thread | 20/08/16 | The (Twelfth) Doctor | ✔
★ Roll call! Who has magical creepy healing powers!
SEPTEMBER 2016
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★ Hazel takes a page out of the Jack Dawson book of couples art.
Thread | 03/09/16 | Laurie Collins | ✘
★ On the topic of finding love.
Inbox | 05/09/16 | Kaneda Shotaro | ✘
★ A stroke of luck brings Josuke and Kaneda together on the other teen's birthday.
OCTOBER 2016
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★ The Registered VS Unsettled debate.
Thread | 01/10/16 | Catherine Chun | ✔
★ Even if it's not real or it's impossible to get there, where is your favorite place?
Thread | 01/10/16 | Aerith Gainsborough | ✔
★ Josuke's one year anniversary with Hazel is fast approaching and the only way he can get her flowers is by asking someone who knows a thing or two about them.
Thread | 05/10/16 | Namine | ✔
★ The king of party hosting shares some tips on how to throw a good one.
Inbox | 05/10/16 | Aerith Gainsborough | ✘
★ Aerith delivers the flowers he asked her to help prepare for his anniversary with Hazel.
Log | 06/10/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✔
★ Miraculously, these two (and the rest of the world) have survived an entire year of these two dating! That means it's time to celebrate.
Inbox | 16/10/16 | Jonathan Joestar | ✘
★ Jonathan's discovered that The World can stop time. (Continued here.)
Inbox | 20/10/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ It's the doctor's birthday and to show his appreciation for all the help Crane's given him recently, Josuke wants to do something to celebrate.
Inbox | 25/10/16 | Shino Inuzuka | ✘
★ A stranger sends Josuke a familiar spooky video that he's supposed to pass on to other people.
NOVEMBER 2016
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★ After a brief disappearance, Ken returns looking a little...different.
Inbox | 07/11/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ Following the events at Disneyland, Alabama, Josuke contacts Crane to discuss his involvement and what it means for them going forward.
Thread | 07/11/16 | Jessica Jones | ✔
★ A question about devils, the fires they start, and what's to be done about it strikes a chord with Josuke.
Thread | 07/11/16 | James Jesse | ✘
★ Another arcade is opening up, and right in Heropa! Offering deep-fried Skittles during the grand opening, the only other thing that could sweeten this deal is if they had Pachinko or some form of it for Josuke to play.
Thread | 09/11/16 | Mint Aizawa | ✘
★ It's a game of MASH!
Inbox | 09/11/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Following Mint's game of MASH, Josuke reaches out to tell his girlfriend the news.
Thread | 09/11/16 | Hinami Fueguchi | ✘
★ Hinami asks other imPorts about their mothers and shares a little about her own.
Thread | 21/11/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✔
★ That's not how you make meaningful connections with people, pal.
Inbox | 26/11/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ With both Josuke and Crane having had some time to cool down, it's time for round two.
DECEMBER 2016
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★ Tetsuo's gone...
Inbox | 06/12/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✘
★ Misfire Event. Ken contacts Josuke in a panic over receiving a very NSFW picture in his inbox.
Thread | 06/12/16 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ Misfire Event. Crane wonders if it's unethical to tell children that Santa isn't real.
Thread | 12/12/16 | Mabel Pines | ✘
★ Mabel's advertising her custom Christmas sweaters! And not only does Josuke want one for himself, but it gives him a gift idea for a certain someone else, too.
Thread | 20/12/16 | Kitty Jones | ✔
★ Josuke nominates Ken Kaneki for Kitty's IC Love Meme and drives Hazel nuts in the process.
Inbox | 25/12/16 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Josuke's been thinking a lot about living arrangements. So much that he's decided his Christmas gift this year to Hazel will be something extra special.
Log | 20/12/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✘ ✔
★ Josuke takes Kaneki to a strip club for his second birthday!
Thread | 26/12/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✘ ✔
★ On loose ends, New Years resolutions, and supporting a friend's dislike of the imPort registration system.
Inbox | 31/12/16 | Ken Kaneki | ✘
★ A sentimental and happy New Years care package and message delivered by Kaneki.
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★ It's a brand new year and already imPorts are shitting it up.
Post | 06/01/17 | Josuke Higashikata | ✔
★ 011. Josuke offers the new arrivals a warm welcome and extends an invite to join him at the movies.
Log | 07/01/17 | Ken Kaneki | ✔
★ With a friendly match to demonstrate their powers, Josuke and Ken get to know each other a little better.
Thread | 08/01/17 | Gentarou Kisaragi, Mai Takatsukasa | ✘
★ There are two new arrivals, and one of them is sporting a fine looking pompadour!
Inbox | 11/01/17 | Leonard Snart | ✘
★ Dick, duck, fuck my life.
Thread | 12/01/17 | Kanaya Maryam | ✘
★ It's Ashiah's first birthday on the 13th and Josuke is just as excited to celebrate as her mom.
Thread | 13/01/17 | Jonathan Crane ✔
★ Leave it up to Crane to take advantage of the date to try and instill a little fear into people.
Thread | 15/01/17 | Charles Xavier | ✘
★ The professor sends out a mental message to imPorts across all four Porter cities.
Log | 15/01/17 | Ken Kaneki | ✔
★ A mass blackout strikes the Porter cities. While looking for people he knows, Josuke stumbles across Kaneki on the verge of demolishing one of the prison's escaped and dangerous convicts.
Log | 20/01/17 | Kidou Yuuto | ✔
★ A rumor that Nonah's middle school will be a target of some unsavory acts draws both Josuke and Kidou to the same place at the same time to investigate.
Inbox | 22/01/17 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ A much needed reunion.
Post | 28/01/17 | Josuke Higashikata | ✔
★ 012. How to get a ghoul a date.
FEBRUARY 2017
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★ A new arrival has some questions about the government assigned jobs and the political state.
Thread | 04/02/17 | Genda Koujirou | ✔
★ Why any new arrival's main concern would be 'school' is completely beyond Josuke.
Thread | 05/02/17 | Tetsuo Shima | ✔
★ Tetsuo's back!
Thread | 06/02/17 | Veera Suominen (MK) | ✔
★ Anonymously, Veera asks the network who they would sacrifice in exchange for another.
Inbox | 10/02/17 | OTA | ✘
★ Swear-In. Cupid's Inbox.
Log | 10/02/17 | Various | ✔
★ Jonathan Joestar.
★ Dio Brando.
Log | 10/02/17 | Aerith Gainsborough, Kanaya Maryam | ✔
★ Kanaya brings Josuke to see Aerith after discovering him to be more than a little worse for wear following an unfortunate encounter with Dio Brando.
Log | 12/02/17 | Kidou Yuuto | ✔
★ After being unable to find Kidou to check in on him a couple weeks after the blackout, Josuke runs into him at a gas station where he's doing a bit of soccer practice.
Inbox | 14/02/17 | Hazel Lockwood | ✘
★ Not for the first time, Josuke and Hazel struggle with making Valentine's Day work. But Josuke has a proposal that might make everything better.
Inbox | 16/02/17 | Jonathan Joestar | ✘
★ A difficult conversation must be had now that both men are aware that Dio has returned.
Inbox | 19/02/17 | Petyr Baelish | ✘
★ A letter is delivered from Ambassador Petyr Baelish requesting assistance through donation or volunteered time regarding a library project of his that is under way.
Inbox | 26/02/17 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ Josuke decides to check in with Crane and see how he's been keeping.
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★ Anonymous. Can people change?
Log | 01/03/17 | Jonathan Crane | ✔
★ Crane offers Josuke a glimpse into his past.
Log | 08/03/17 | The Group | ✔
★ Josuke finally goes to meet Ken's new family and see where his friend is living.
Log | 10/03/17 | Gabriel Gray, Man in Black | ✔
★ A bank heist is going down in Heropa, and Josuke's the only on-scene line of defense.
Thread | 11/03/17 | Ken Kaneki, Hinami Fueguchi | ✔
★ Re:Café has opened and Josuke has to congratulate his friends.
Inbox | 15/03/17 | Jonathan Joestar, Laurie Collins | ✘
★ Laurie Collins. Setting her up with Jonathan.
★ Jonathan Joestar. Setting him up with Laurie.
Inbox | 15/03/17 | The (Twelfth) Doctor | ✘
★ Hazel's finally told the Doctor about their engagement and he comes to congratulate Josuke.
Thread | 19/03/17 | Kitty Jones | ✘ ✔
★ Another cadaver report appears on the network and Josuke decides to see if he can help track down who's responsible.
Post | 25/03/17 | Josuke Higashikata | ✔
★ 013. The anachronisms have started a war and Josuke makes a PSA about offering first aid and medical supply runs.
Log | 25/03/17 | Hunk | ✔
★ Following up on Lance's request from his post, Josuke checks out a certain garage in Heropa looking for signs of Hunk.
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Inbox | 02/04/17 | Daenerys Stormborn | ✘
★ An invitation to a fashion show and silent auction.
Inbox | 05/04/17 | Jonathan Crane | ✘
★ If music soothes the savage beast, perhaps it'll have a similar effect on Crane?
Log | April | Open | ✔
★ Hazel: April 1st. Moving into their own home.
★ Jonathan: April 4th. Taking his great grandfather fishing for his birthday.
★ Crane: April 7th. Demonstrating culture and good taste through listening to classical music.
★ Genda: Training paths cross in the park.
★ The Doctor: Fashion disasters.
★ Jotaro: A long overdue reunion.
Thread | 10/04/17 | Majority Report | ✘
★ More bank robberies and a bunch of poisoned animals...
Inbox | 10/04/17 | Alfie Solomons | ✘
★ Josuke has been assigned as Alfie's probation officer.
Log | 11/04/17 | Alfie Solomons | ✔
★ Time to meet his probationer face-to-face.
Inbox | 12/04/17 | Characters | ✘
★ Asking a favor of Hazel.
Thread | 29/04/17 | Tetsuo Shima | ✔
★ Some people have gone home leaving Tetsuo to announce their departure.
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★ Hazel's birthday falls on World Naked Gardening Day apparently.
Inbox | 07/05/17 | Alfie Solomons | ✔
★ Tracking down trouble.
Inbox | 08/05/17 | Jotaro Kujo | ✘
★ Jotaro brings to Josuke's attention that he and Dio crossed paths recently here.
Thread | 15/05/17 | Alfie Solomons | ✔
★ Alfie's picked up how to type in a way that's so obnoxious even Josuke hates it.